We're all Human, but we're not all Thick Boy
A Randomme and Unadulterated Selection of THE GEMS: Extracted and protracted upon sheets of Whyte Crispy Genius for the Plesure of My Faithfulle Reeder
Vol. 46
#512 - Believed the human being's face can suffer verucas.
# 3,384 - Guessed that a flautist plays the cello.
# 36 - Points at a stack of educational posters (originally from the Guardian newspaper - Prehistoric Mammals, Garden Birds etc.): "Where did you get all the Guardian Posters from?" Reader, there's more! After having been slain with a reply that they came with The Independent: "But there's so many of them..." Fails to understand the common tendency in humans to keep and store for their own irrational satisfaction.
#656 - When told of a school-field catastrophe involving a string-strewn rabbit having been dropped by a red-kite from a considerable distance, asks: "Was it dead then?"
# 3,384 - Guessed that a flautist plays the cello.
# 36 - Points at a stack of educational posters (originally from the Guardian newspaper - Prehistoric Mammals, Garden Birds etc.): "Where did you get all the Guardian Posters from?" Reader, there's more! After having been slain with a reply that they came with The Independent: "But there's so many of them..." Fails to understand the common tendency in humans to keep and store for their own irrational satisfaction.
#656 - When told of a school-field catastrophe involving a string-strewn rabbit having been dropped by a red-kite from a considerable distance, asks: "Was it dead then?"
2 comments:
Just a few extra little gems...
Having just visited my friends dairy farm, Mark asks me, 'so which part of the cow does bacon come from?'
When asking what a doe is Mark's reply was... a baby goat! He's obviously never seen the Sound of Music.
Will report on more little gems as they occur.
Em xxxx
Wonderful contribution. That is classic T-Boy.
I had the same abuse from a Sixth Form English Lit class full of little Sound of Music does myself. Was accused of gross ignorance but I plead innocent. What kind of moron watches The Sound of Music anyway?
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